Then came the Sun Pass.
See, Florida has highway tolls. A lot of them. Almost every highway we drove had a toll on it, as well as a good chunk of the exits and on-ramps. I'm pretty sure I even saw a few houses with tolls installed on their driveways. It's Toll-a-palooza on the roads of Florida, and unless you want to buy pre-paid passes, your only real choice for getting around is to use SunPass. Fortunately almost all of the rental car companies in Florida now offer the option of using the SunPass with your rental. For a small fee ($2 a day to a maximum of $6 for Alamo, the company we used this trip), you can use the "don't bother to slow down to the speed limit" lanes and motor all over Florida to your heart's content. We've been told that 2-4 weeks after the rental is completed, we'll get a bill for the tolls charged to our credit card.
And therein lies the problem. I have no idea what to expect from this bill. If Alamo sent me a bill for $20 in tolls, I'd nod my head and say "That seems about right". If they sent me a bill for $2000, I'd nod my head and say "Yeah, I probably shouldn't have taken so many off-ramps". I honestly have no clue what to expect from this bill. It's been great not having to worry about stopping at toll booths (outside of my amazing ability to always be in the wrong lane), but I'm a little worried about what's coming next.
Of course, Florida doesn't make it easy for you either. Oh sure, there's signs all over the place telling you that you're going through a toll, but none of those signs tell you how much the toll is. You can look it up online, but the listings have names like "Beachline Expressway" or "Alligator Alley". I have no idea if I was on any of these roads. I'm pretty sure I wasn't on the "Don Shula Expressway" as I most likely would have remembered that. I wonder if the money from that toll goes to support the Miami Dolphins? If it does, and you ever see a car reversing back and forth through the toll booth, it's just me doing my bit to support my team.
Even if by some miracle I did actually know which roads I was on, it's still not always clear what the toll is going to be. The "Western Expressway" for example, says that it's toll is "variable" from 25 cents to $7.00. Well that's a pretty big difference, so what exactly are these "variables"? Does it depend on the color of your car? Is it important that the driver is smiling when the toll picture is taken? Do they count how many kids are in the car, because if it does I've never seen those kids before and I have no idea how they got in there!
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Written by Steve Pratt