| The only picture I have of my old Citation. Don't ask why I'm on the street emptying it while wearing only a towel. I honestly don't know. |
Monday, 29 April 2013
Disney's Monstrous Summer All Nighter!
Do you have those friends? You know the ones who challenge you to do things that you just know you shouldn't be doing? I never seem to have a shortage of those kind of friends. When I was young(er), one of my "friends" challenged me to jump my car across a small stream running beside his house. Possibly inspired by watching too many Dukes of Hazzard reruns I accepted, only to come to the stark realization that a 1980 Chevrolet Citation doesn't have a lot of jumping power. Fortunately the damage to the car (and me) was minimal, but the money for the tow truck came straight out of my wallet and not that of my friend who came up with the dumb idea in the first place.
Thursday, 4 April 2013
National Tell-A-Lie Day
George Washington couldn't do it, but I can! Today is National Tell-A-Lie Day, and in honor of that, I'm going to spend all day today telling lies. Of course, now that I've said that, I have to tell some truths as well otherwise that wouldn't be a lie. Wait...is that right? I'm not sure, so here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to tell you three things, and two of them will be lies. You try and figure out which one is true. Simple right? Let's hope so. To make sure you don't cheat, the answers are at the bottom of the page. Although telling you how to cheat seems kind of silly now doesn't it? Kind of like putting the answers in the back of the Math textbooks. Nobody ever looked at those instead of doing the math themselves did they? Of course not.
Oh wait...it's not National Wander-Off-Topic Day...back to the lies. Here we go:
Oh wait...it's not National Wander-Off-Topic Day...back to the lies. Here we go:
- I've ridden on a float in a Disneyland parade.
- I've ridden on a horse that once competed in the Kentucky Derby
- I've ridden in the Mystery Machine from the Scooby Doo movies.
Monday, 1 April 2013
More of Trip Advisor's Strangest Complaints
There can't be more can there? About six months ago I wrote an article called Trip Advisor's Strangest Complaints. It was about some of the stranger things that people felt the need to include in their reviews of hotels, and after somebody complained that the Disneyland fireworks started before they were ready, I thought I'd found the pinnacle of strange things for people to complain about.
I was wrong.
I was wrong.
Welcome to Trip Advisor's Strangest Complaints: Part 2.
Wednesday, 27 March 2013
Happy Hats and Heads
We're back for another Wordless Wednesday and today the focus is on Disney headgear. As a guy who can't even stand to wear a baseball hat, this isn't exactly a topic near and dear to my heart, but even though I don't participate in the art of adorning my head with baubles, I do understand their importance.
After all, the right hat can make you feel like a Disney princess...
After all, the right hat can make you feel like a Disney princess...
Monday, 25 March 2013
Friends of MKTS - Arrows Sent Forth
Facebook: Arrows Sent Forth
Twitter: @ArrowsSentForth
Pinterest: Nicole Wiltrout
Google+: Nicole Wiltrout
WHO ARE THEY? - Nicole is an Indiana girl who is busy raising up her two young sons, referred to in her blog as Big Arrow and Little Arrow. Nicole claims that the title of her blog is drawn from a Kahlil Gibran quote: "You are the bows from which your children as living arrows are sent forth", but I'm pretty sure it's got something to do with the Hunger Games. Nicole strikes me as kind of a Katniss type. I can see her with a baby in a carrier on the front and a quiver of arrows on her back. I wonder if her husband is from District 12?
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